A John Waters Christmas
with John Waters
- Date
- Monday, December 14, 2026
- Time
- Show 7 PM
- Venue
- The Kessler, Dallas
- Ages
- All ages
- Genre
- Rock
with John Waters
A John Waters Christmas plays The Kessler, a 600-capacity theater in Oak Cliff, on Monday, December 14. Also on the bill: John Waters. The show starts at 7 PM. All ages. Tickets are $93.06 plus fees. A John Waters Christmas also has 5 other dates on Go See Shows, in Portland, Seattle, Chicago and Houston.
People who don’t like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies, sooo here we go again! The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified, the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will too, bad little boys and girls and thems, because Waters has his own Christmas List and you’re on top of his delinquent delights. Slide up the chimney to this fast-moving, all-new radically religiousX-masrevival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa, bottom for Krampus, and ask you to hop on this non-binary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease.

There are two artists named John Waters. 1. John Russell Waters (born 8 December 1948 in London), the son of Scottish actor Russell Waters.
Artist bios from Last.fm, licensed CC BY-SA 4.0.
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