A John Waters Christmas
- Date
- Tuesday, December 15, 2026
- Time
- Doors 7 PM · Show 8 PM
- Venue
- The Heights Theater, The Heights
- Ages
- All ages
- Genre
- Rock
A John Waters Christmas plays The Heights Theater, a 600-capacity club in The Heights, on Tuesday, December 15. Doors open at 7 PM and the show starts at 8 PM. All ages. Tickets are $55 to $800 plus fees. A John Waters Christmas also has 5 other dates on Go See Shows, in Portland, Seattle, Chicago and Dallas.
People who don’t like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies, sooo here we go again! The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified, the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will too, bad little boys and girls and thems, because Waters has his own Christmas List and you’re on top of his delinquent delights. Slide up the chimney to this fast-moving, all-new radically religiousX-masrevival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa, bottom for Krampus, and ask you to hop on this non-binary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease.

All upcoming shows at The Heights Theater