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A John Waters Christmas

Date: Wednesday, December 2, 2026
Time: Show 8 PM
Venue: Neptune Theatre (STG), U-District

About this show

A John Waters Christmas plays Neptune Theatre (STG), a 1,000-capacity theater in U-District, on Wednesday, December 2. The show starts at 8 PM. Tickets are $47 to $153 plus fees. A John Waters Christmas also has 5 other dates on Go See Shows, in Portland, Chicago, Dallas and Houston.

People who don’t like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies, sooo here we go again! The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified, the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will too, bad little boys and girls and thems, because Waters has his own Christmas List and you’re on top of his delinquent delights. Slide up the chimney to this fast-moving, all-new radically religious X-mas revival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa, bottom for Krampus, and ask you to hop on this non-binary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease.